User:Cryptar

"In control." "What threat?" "Screw Chuck, I'm Cryptar." " Never let me cook." "South Park is the shit." "Problem?" "To stab is to give." "It's never enough money." "What is colour?" "Your fortune for today is 42." "Positive cannot exist without negative." "A happy work force is a good work force." "Giving is receiving." "Blood, a fine delicacy." "My epicness knows no bounds." "The Scorpion is not ready". "Laptop, in hand." "Need the mead." "The Skid Loader is way OP, DICE seriously needs to patch." "I'll just take those tags..." "Thanks for the tags, man." "You don't need these tags, you'll probably get revived with more." "Where there's blood, there's bleeding." "Don't talk to the ninja. He probably isn't where you think he is." "All I need is a spoon..." "Make war, not love."

Superiority, dominance, power.

Ancient texts and hieroglyphs tell only one thing: fear the Cryptar .

'"Cryptar, Boolama!" The Cryptarian nation chants this as they march into battle. Warriors tear their miserable opponents apart by hand. They often eat the flesh of their enimies, savoring the taste of blood.'

'Elite guards remain completely undetectable without intervention. They love the sound of breaking bone as they carve their foes like modern art using their blades.'